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In the age of bailouts and rescue plans, dancer Bobby Jackson has also requested a helping hand from Uncle Sam.  Jackson claims that advanced ticket sales for his performance of Don Quixote starring performance artist, Klauss, and local mortgage broker, Raphael Coolidge have been bleak at best. It seems that he won’t even be able to cover the cost of renting the black box theatre at the Producers Club on West 44th street in Manhattan.
 “I’ve got nowhere to turn”, say’s Jackson, defeated. “The government owes us something for getting out there and dancin’ for people. This aint footloose ya know.  Dancin’s not illegal and it brings a lot of needed heart to a shaken nation. People don’t know who they can trust any more….but I’ll tell ya one thing: they can trust dancers”.  
A man of few words, but impassioned nonetheless.  Jackson’s hearing before congress is set for March 9, 2009.  We wish him the best of luck in his pursuit for solvency.