Missing Environmentalist causes a stir in the community.

Posted on Monday, February 23, 2009

Green Party mouthpiece, Abner Greensteen, was reported missing by his wife Mindy Greensteen. The couple was heard “arguing over bills,” neighbors say, and “Abner stormed away from their apartment.” Authorities are skeptical about Abner’s disappearance. “It’s not the first time she’s cried wolf,” stated Police officials. Abner Greensteen was last seen protesting by himself in an area of the city well known for its criminal activity. Community Organizers made the statement, “ He was only trying to improve the quality of life in those neighborhoods, he was only trying to “Green the Ghetto.” Search party organizers have set up “Abner Watch” at the Vegan Pit Community Restaurant and Compost Center.
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