Extreme Badminton Finals

Quite popular in Asia, but now taking the world by storm, Badminton is a sport not to be scoffed at.  Many of the worlds most talented players have gathered in the bucolic hamlet of Tinton Falls, New Jersey for the Breakfast at Badminton Finals.  There has been vigorous heated competition over the past week, including the much talked about match between Vin Takalousis of Santorini and Mehmet Ali-Cambaz of Anatolia.  Arriving in New Jersey a week early, and spending much of their time at local watering holes like Bar "A" and Joey Harrison's Surf Club, Ali-Cambaz and Takalousis managed to get their dose of Jersey Shore culture.  While attending the Little Miss Salt Water Taffy beauty contest in Seaside Heights, Ali-Cambaz and Takalousis set their eyes on the contest winner, Janine Andropoti, of Little Egg Harbor.  It is said that Janine gave both of them blow jobs in order to let her drive their matching mustang rental cars from De La Soul rentals in Manasquan.  Somewhere between blow jobs and Badminton, Andropoti made her decision to spend the rest of the week in the arms of Ali-Cambaz.  Takalousis is not one to lay down easy, and he took it to the court.  But precision and an overpowering backhand gave Ali-Cambaz the win on the court, and in the bedroom.  Ali-Cambaz now faces Yuri Bagalov, the Siberian Sensation, in the Extreme Badminton Finals.  Tune in for the match at Manic World of Sports.

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