80's Hair Band Legend Cited for Open Container

MP- *80's rock God, Drake Minsk, famous for the smash hit "Earth Day is for Pussies", was recently cited for an open container while walking down the street in lower Manhattan. Ticketed for an open container of alcohol, and for being publicly inebriated, Minsk became ornery, and lashed out at the patrolman on the scene. Minsk was quoted as yelling, "Those fucking environmentalists!! They're late on their rent again! I can rock out if I want to! Do you know who the fuck I am?" After receiving a warning, and signing a few autographs for the boys down in the 41st precinct, Minsk was spotted again stumbling down the street in the West Village, sucking on a can of what reportedly was Keester Dark beer.