About Me

Being in charge is easy for me because I like acting like an asshole.  If there's a crumb in the kitchen, I'll gladly make one of the animals that works in this office get out of their miserable cubicles and lick it up. I'm a dick.  I was raised by a dick, and I have no problem being a dick all the time.

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Vineland, New Jersey

Ohio State University

Foreclosures, Swindling cash from old ladies, Kicking puppies, liver and onion sandwiches, and re-runs of Highway to Heaven.

I don't care much for movies, but I did think Rudy was a hell of a film. Books: The Apprentice/ The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump, Swimming with the Sharks, The Ten Commandments for Business Failure