About Me

Yo buddy! Have you heard about The Speedcreeper who is creeping around every morning outside everyone's houses? Yeah, the sucker whose wife wants to leave him for not running! LOL. Anyway, this is about me, and my life. So, I work in the same company with Speedcreeper Alan Benderhoven, and I pretty much enjoy asking him about how he feels about his low life. You know, seeing people like that is always delighting because they remind you how much better you are as human beings. But my boss, I don't know, he seems to be on Creeper's side, why? And he seems so high up there every time he talks to me. Huh, if not for the salary, he will just be a piece of sh*t to me. Whatever.

30

Brooklyn, NY

Monmouth University

watching people screwing up their lives and then ask them: how do you feel? Yoohoo!

"Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives" by Laura Schlessinger, "What Did You Screw Up Today?" by Larry Bonine, "Got Attitude: Celebrate the Inner Sarcastic You!" by Sam Nelahw, "My Favorite Sarcastic Sayings" by Kimberly Alyn.