About Me

I've been a weed-smoking, no good son-of-a-gun. I know it, I admit it, man. But, my wife doesn't understand my love for my kids! We were in Africa to adopt some kids like Brangelina, and I saw the two most pure, out of place white babies that I had ever seen! I just fell in love with those little snow cones that I just had to have them. Just fell in love with them. Now she has thrown me out of me home, and she won't let me see my kids; sayin' I'm a bad role model, and that I am irresponsible. Now she wants to hire a nanny to take care of them. I've got to get my kids back. But, I've got a plan, man. My friend Raphael is gonna do me up right. No one will suspect a thing.

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Jamaica

I'm an experienced Grandmother

Cooking, Cleaning, Being a Nanny for spoiled white kids, Cross-dressing (I must admit, i am getting quite used to it).

Mrs. Doubtfire, Priscilla, Tootsie, Catch a Fire, Club Paradise, Mr. Mom, and Wolfgang Puck's Makes it Easy cookbook