About Me

I'm a stay at home mother and I'm married to that goddamn speed walking loser Alan Benderhoven. Alan are you speed walking on the lawn again? Son of a...

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Whispering Hallow, NJ

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My lawn is absolutely immaculate, it requires a lot of upkeep. I like to think of myself as a landscaper, I make sure no one steps on the lawn, no kids and definitely NO SPEEDWALKING. My other interests include chain smoking and boozing.

Desperate Housewives, Leaving Las Vegas, Cosmo, Elle, Vogue, In-Style, Entertainment Weekly, The new 90210!!!