About Me

What can I say? I got locked up in Rahway, kept my face in a bird book to pass time, and when released - birds were the only thing I got an educated in. So, there you have it. I'm strapped for cash, and I hear that winning the World Series of Bird Watching carries a big pay day. Oh, and by the way - I don't play fair. So, yea, I guess you could say that birds have become my life's obsession.

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Bayonne, NJ

School of Hard Knocks

Extreme birdwatching, survival training, deer hunting, drinking beer, working on cars, stealing cars, push-ups, and recording bird calls (it's fucking gay to try to do them myself).

Deliverance, Southern Comfort, Call of the Wild- The only goddamn book I ever read or needed to read