My powers came about after an incident at a sweat-shop factory producing genetically enhanced, radioactive Super-Thongs. This thong is the most superior thong known to man! It possesses all of the best qualities of all other thongs in the world combined! Since the incident, I've found that I have amazing powers, but only when wearing the thong. I have decided to use my powers to do good in this world, which is what any grown man wearing a thong should be doing anyway. I am committed to helping those in need and those in distress. So, look out criminals, I am here! I am Super Man-Thong! "Look, up at my thigh, It's absurd, it's insane! No! It's my Man-Thong!"
Master of Thongitsu- The Way of the Thong
Cooking, Cleaning, Hiding behind a ridiculous identity of dark rimmed-glasses, and Stopping bad guys in their shit-stained briefs!
Midnight Cowboy, St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Sleepy Hollow, The Omen. All John Grisham books, Dave Brandstetter mystery novels, and of course, Superman 1-4!