Hey, how's it going? I am THE Realtor for you, ha, and I'd love to take you around and see places that I think are good for you. You know, business has rules, and I play by them. So if you want good places, you are going to pay a little more. I am 100% sure that you can see it is worth it right away. And if you are concerned about the budget, you are gonna get good places from me as well, just that you may not realize it from the beginning. Now, don't fool around with me, 'cause although I never went to no college, I street-smarted myself enough to know what you people are thinking these days. Ha! So, remember to come and check my place out! Ted Evening's going to be open for you 24/7.
People watching (mostly girls), and selling things.
Movie: "Never Satisfied". Book: "How to Cheat at Everything: A Con Man Reveals the Secrets of the Esoteric Trade of Cheating, Scams, and Hustles [ILLUSTRATED] "by Simon Lovell (Author).